Here's the SitRep (situation report) re (regarding) my f'd-up (you can figure that one out yourself) leg.
I have had a little problem developing within my socket for the last couple of weeks. [Socket = the top part of my prosthetic limb i.e. the part I slide my leg into when attaching it to my body.]
Let's call the problem an inflammation since neither of the doctors I have seen have named it anything else. [Note: First bad sign - patient has seen two doctors.]
3. Tumor (swelling) √
4. Dolor (pain) √
5. Functio laesa (loss of function) √